What is 3?
3 is the office where Owner and the other humans work at.
Who is Owner?
Owner is a young woman, married with an aspiring drummer for a kid. Owner has a love hate relationship with Bluey, and most times doesn’t really know what to do with him.
Can the stationery really talk? Or is Bluey imagining it in his head?
They really can speak.
Who the heck is Idiota Schmidiota?
Idiota is the neurotic chatterbox stapler at 3. Bit of a troublecauser as well.
Who’s Ken?
The handsome ballpoint pen. Single now** (See RIP page)
Who’s Barbie?
The beautiful ballpoint pen.**Kens loving partner and Idiota’s once love interest who passed on recently (See RIP page).
Clarence is the calculator?
Yes, And a very smart one too. Clarence is the only one item that Bluey regards as a friend at 3 and who educates Bluey from time to time.
The Others sound frightening. Who are these people?
The Others are the cleaners who come in after the employees at 3 leave for the day. Bluey doesn’t know this of course and thinks they’re out to get him. Come to think of it, Bluey thinks everyone is out to get him.
The monster GBMD – Great Big Machine of Destruction?
The vacuum cleaner the cleaners use at 3.
What are the Flashing Lights that Bluey refers to in this post? Anything to do with Kanye West?
No, not Kanye West’s Flashing Lights but those lights are actually….mobile phone cams! The girls at 3 love to snap pics of Bluey.
Who’s Snow White?
Snow is Bluey’s forbidden on and off human love interest.
Will more new characters be introduced?
Yes and this section will be updated as and when new characters come into play.
Is Bluey Scheluwee for real?
Yes, he is. He has a lifespan of 2-3 years (at the moment he’s barely a year old). He even has his own music video!
If and when Bluey checks out, will Owner replace him?
Yes, we’ll buy a new fish if Bluey (God forbid) passes on.
Is owner the Owner/Author of this blog?
No. The author is not Owner, but a very good friend and official keeper of Bluey who at times feeds the author with ideas for Bluey’s next adventure.
So who’s the author then?
An average Joe with a crazy imagination.
How can I contact Bluey or the author or any one of the characters at 3?
Email us at tjfran@gmail.com

