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		<title>Bluey Scheluwee &#38; Co. &#187; Crazy fiction</title>
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		<title>The day I met The Roach</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:05:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[T&#8217;was an ordinary day at 3 a few mornings ago when I heard a human scream from the cave of the Master. Immediately all the other humans were startled and disoriented. One human even got up in a panic from her seat and fled in terror, her face a nervous wreck. I wondered what was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tjfran.wordpress.com&blog=3270205&post=210&subd=tjfran&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Malaysia, 50+1 years and loving it</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
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I know I’ve said before that I don’t want to be anything other than me&#8230;but at times I do wish I was a human. This place we live in is so cool.  I‘d be a human for a day just for the food and ambience and everything else that comes with this country called [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tjfran.wordpress.com&blog=3270205&post=192&subd=tjfran&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The disappearance of Owner</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>B.Scheluwee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Owner hasn&#8217;t been to 3 for days. I wonder what has happened to her. Her desk top is empty, only her computer is here. I don&#8217;t see any other humans coming by too. I don&#8217;t hear any news about Owner. I wonder what had happened. ..and about this strange feeling of uneasiness in my heart. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tjfran.wordpress.com&blog=3270205&post=174&subd=tjfran&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Inside the head of Bluey Scheluwee : &#8216;Deja vu.&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t recall the last time Owner cleaned my confinement space. It&#8217;s been awhile and I&#8217;ve been quietly spending my days in solitude, refusing to even glance at the other stationery. I&#8217;m in major depression mode and nothing can cheer me up at the moment.
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		<title>Inside the head of Bluey Scheluwee : &#8216;Rage.&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in a really lousy mood today. I don&#8217;t feel like observing anyone or speaking to any object, even Clarence.
I feel as if I&#8217;m trapped in this place, with nowhere to go, no voice to be heard, fighting a losing battle. Day in and day out, I think about my freedom. But what exactly did [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tjfran.wordpress.com&blog=3270205&post=155&subd=tjfran&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Inside the head of Bluey Scheluwee : &#8220;3 on full swing mode.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a particularly busy two weeks for the inhabitants at 3. And that in turn kept the stationery busy stapling, calculating, writing and erasing. The humans were quite busy with their work and Owner hardly had time for me other than to feed me occasionally and and check whether I was still alive now [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tjfran.wordpress.com&blog=3270205&post=152&subd=tjfran&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Inside the head of Bluey Scheluwee : &#8216;Humans are heartless.&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For once in my fishy life, this post isn&#8217;t going to be about me. It&#8217;s going to be about how I despise the humans even more after what I overheard in a conversation between Owner and her human friend today. Oh wait, it is about me&#8230;
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		<title>Inside the head of Bluey Scheluwee : &#8216;Divine.&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://tjfran.wordpress.com/2008/06/15/inside-the-head-of-bluey-scheluwee-divine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:18:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a hot hot Sunday. Even the water in my confinement space was warm. I was swimming around restlessly worried if my water became too warm and started to boil&#8230;I wasn&#8217;t about ready to go just yet.
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		<title>Inside the head of Bluey Scheluwee : &#8216;Meet Clarence, the wise Calculator.&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I finally met an intelligent stationery today, and it happened by chance. You see, sometimes I like to play dead just to see Owner&#8217;s reaction. I would flip upside down and dive to the bottom of my confinement space and float around pretending to be in a comatised state. Then when Owner happened to look [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tjfran.wordpress.com&blog=3270205&post=130&subd=tjfran&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Inside the head of Bluey Scheluwee : &#8216;Flashing lights (The return of The Others or a close encounter of a paranormal kind?)&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://tjfran.wordpress.com/2008/06/07/inside-the-head-of-bluey-scheluwee-flashing-lights-the-return-of-the-others-or-a-close-encounter-of-a-paranormal-kind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Strange occurences have been taking place lately. I would be swimming around in my space, deep in thought when suddenly there would be a flash of light coming from outside my space. The light would normally be directed exactly at my face. I thought I could see the outline of a large silent object with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tjfran.wordpress.com&blog=3270205&post=124&subd=tjfran&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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