I’ve been feeling so neglected lately. These humans at 3, all lately so caught up in their own selfish pursuits. They failed to clean my confinement space, and there were times Owner forgot to feed me and then she would remember and gleefully tell her human friend what she had done. And all the while she would laugh, as if not remembering to feed her pet was the most funniest thing in the world.
I mean, how funny could that be anyway? Was it funny if her parents forgot to feed her for a day? Or she wasn’t given food for a day? That wouldn’t be so funny anymore now, would it?
I’m so annoyed right now it hurts.
Your Royal Highness, Lord Bluey, I feed you ALL the time and on the occassions that forget (due to the overwhelming tasks I am burdened with here on 3) I bend over backwards to compensate you with EXTRA food and the choiciest morsels too.
You ungrateful little *^%#$@.
Hmph.
hrm.. i felt a bit sorry for you, Bluey! but, humans are humans.. they tend to forget things easily.. forgive is forget!:)