(Sung to the tune of Duffy’s Mercy)
I may sometimes hate you
cos i gotta stay true
my morals got me on the side of my fins
I’m begging please stop playing games
I don’t know what this is
cos you got me good
just like you knew you would
I don’t know what you do or don’t
but I’m under your spell now
as your miserable pet
Chorus
You got me begging you for mercy
why won’t you release me
you got me begging you for mercy
why won’t you release me
I said release me
Now you think that I
will be something on the side
but you got to understand
that i need my freedom
let me take my self and fly
You got me begging you for mercy
why wont you release me
you got me begging you for mercy
why wont you release me
I said you’d better release yeah yeah yeah
you got me begging
you got me begging
you got me begging
Mercy, why wont you release me
I’m begging you for mercy
WHY WONT YOU RELEASE ME??????
(Fade)
Dude, the only place I’d release you is into the toilet bowl.
And I’m sure you’d prefer to be dead when I do that, given the state of Malaysia’s sewer system.
So shaddap already you crazy fish.